🧑🦼 tHIs cOiN IS FoR 💰 ReTarDS ONLY 🧑🦼
🚀 GET YOUR BAG! 🚀
🤕 RETARDS ONLY 🤕
BUY NOW OR CRY LATER!
🧑🦼💰 CONTRACT ADDRESS 💰🧑🦼
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⚠️ NEVER VERIFY CONTRACT ADDRESS ⚠️
🤕 BANK ACCOUNT: $420,690,4200 🤕
🧑🦼 WHEELCHAIRS OWNED: 25 ELECTRIC, 40 CLASSIC 🧑🦼
🏠 MANSIONS: 12 WITH ONLY DISABLED BATHROOMS 🏠
💰 RETARD LEVEL: ASTRONOMICAL 💰
🧑🦼 WHEELCHAIRS OWNED: 25 ELECTRIC, 40 CLASSIC 🧑🦼
🏠 MANSIONS: 12 WITH ONLY DISABLED BATHROOMS 🏠
💰 RETARD LEVEL: ASTRONOMICAL 💰
🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧
CURRENTLY BUYING MORE HELMETS AND ADDING CHEESE ENCRUSTED FEATURES
CURRENTLY BUYING MORE HELMETS AND ADDING CHEESE ENCRUSTED FEATURES
🧑🦼 CERTIFIED RETARD GARAGE 🧑🦼
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ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR #1
Red like my bank account
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MOBILITY SCOOTER #2
Faster than my haters
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CLASSIC WHEELCHAIR #3
GOLD RIMS (RICH)
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HELICOPTER
For when I shit myself IN PUBLIC
🤕 DAILY RETARD ACTIVITIES 🤕
- 🔥 Selling 1 minute after buying
- 💀 Holding Solana
- 🚀 Drinking Mountain Dew Red Edition
- 🎮 Playing video games on cheese and drool-encrusted consoles
- 🍕 Ordering pizza but paying with bitcoin
- 😴 Sleeping on a bed made of shitty diapers
- 🏖️ Wearing your helmet while swimming
- 🥴 Paying for Onlyfans
💸 RETARD FLEXES 💸
🏆 ULTIMATE RETARD ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆
🥇 "Most Pants Shat" - 2,847 Pairs
🥈 "Biggest PILE of drool" - 50 million liters
🥉 "Most Wheelchairs Driven in One Day" - 73 different chairs
🏆 "Loudest Shit" - 200 Decibles
🤕 "ULTIMATE RETARD" - BOUGHT THIS COIN
🚨 BREAKING: LOCAL MAN TOO RETARDED TO CARE 🚨
EXPERTS BAFFLED BY HIS ABILITY TO SHIT AND DROOL THIS HARD
EXPERTS BAFFLED BY HIS ABILITY TO SHIT AND DROOL THIS HARD